Albums AnonymousFart Garfunkel
First heard on Episode 52: "Best Of" Permanent Records Episode.
About this song
Credited to parody artist Gasoline Dion, it keeps the somber melody and cadence of the 1964 folk classic while swapping every line for flatulence: "Hello darkness, rear end / I've let one out of you again," "stepped on a duck and cut the cheese," "opened the oven, made air biscuits." The crowd "sobbed and wept as the fetid, foul smell crept."
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Lyrics
Hello darkness, rear end I've let one out of you again And in the darkness you are reeking The smell of something that is fleeting And the atmosphere has wafted through this space Still remains The sound of breaking wind Stepped on a duck and cut the cheese Through narrow hole will blow the breeze The silent stillness broke by tooting The noxious gases are cahooting And the warm air filled the aura of the room Sweep and swoon Felt the sound of breaking wind Opened the oven made air biscuits A barbecue that's smoking brisket Fill up the crockpot for rump roasting Too many mozzarella and ham toasties And the pungent warmness wafted out the door Ripe odor To taste the sound of breaking wind And the people sobbed and wept As the fetid, foul smell crept To burn their eyes as though their nose was thinking And left them not without the sound of stinking The sound of breaking wind The sound of breaking wind
Common questions about “Fart Garfunkel”
- What song is "Fart Garfunkel" a parody of?
- Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" — same melody and structure, with every lyric rewritten to be about flatulence.
- Who performs it?
- Gasoline Dion, a recurring Albums Anonymous parody artist; it appears on the "Best of Permanent Records" episode.