Albums AnonymousHow do you Shave your Balls?
First heard on Episode 60: Tame Impala, Lame Impala, Reggaenomics for a Real Republican & the Great Ball-Loofah Debate — the Tame Impala / Currents episode.
About this song
Parody artist Lame Impala layers falsetto harmonies over a sincere plea: men should "come back to an age where we're better again" by talking openly about shaving down there, instead of being "afraid to Google that" for fear of finding "a schlong that isn't mine" — or worse, that "I'll like it and keep Googling that shit."
People find “How do you Shave your Balls?” searching for
- funny song about shaving down there
- Tame Impala parody song
- comedy song about men's grooming
- psych pop parody about manscaping
- songs about men not talking about vulnerable things
- songs about being afraid to Google something
Lyrics
[Intro] [vocal percussion and rhythmic humming start] [Verse 1] [solo baritone vocals] How do you shave your balls? How do you shave your shaft? Why don't we share that, men? I'm afraid to Google that I'm scared of what I'll find A schlong that isn't mine [Chorus] [multi-tracked vocal harmonies enter] How do you shave your balls? And how do you shave your shaft? Tell that to men and We can come back to an age where we're better again Don't you think women tell that stuff to each other? I think they share many things that help each other, men But we still keepin' the ball thing And the shaft thing And the shave thing to ourselves [Verse 2] So, how do you shave your balls? How do you shave your shaft? Why don't we share that, men? I'm afraid to Google that I'm afraid of what I'll find A schlong that isn't mine [falsetto] I'm afraid I'll like it And keep Googling that shit [Outro] [full vocal harmony] Oh, how do you shave your balls and your shaft? Why don't we share that? Why don't we share that? Why don't we share that? [vocal bass note] Ooh [Creative ending]
Common questions about “How do you Shave your Balls?”
- What is "How do you Shave your Balls?" about?
- A man genuinely wishing men would share personal-grooming advice with each other, and being too embarrassed to search for it online.
- Who is Lame Impala?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous parody artist in the style of Tame Impala; this track is from the Tame Impala episode.