Albums AnonymousMy Heart's Forever Broken
First heard on Episode 55: The Offspring — Americana; plus Smellevator, Nasally Yours, NOFNS — the The Offspring / Americana episode.
About this song
Sung by parody artist Nasally Yours in full 2000s emo mode (name-checking Dashboard Confessional), the narrator is "so emotional about everything" and "existential, whatever that means." Each verse is a new breakup for a superficial reason, and his big threat is to "send a strongly worded text to you and your friends."
People find “My Heart's Forever Broken” searching for
- emo parody song
- funny song about getting dumped
- 2000s emo music parody
- Dashboard Confessional parody
- comedy song about being too emotional
- funny break up songs
Lyrics
A girl broke up with me Cuz I can't keep my hair out of my face She said my makeup was effeminate And girl's skinny jeans were for girls I'm so emotional About everything My heart is in a constant state of being broken I'm existential Whatever that means Dashboard Confessional is so well-spoken My heart's forever broken Another girl broke my heart again Cuz my lip piercing caused a really bad canker sore She said she's not into lip rings anyway Not on guys, at least I'm so emotional About everything My heart is in a constant state of being broken I'm existential Whatever that means Dashboard Confessional is so well-spoken My heart's forever broken So many pieces, my heart oh my heart My poor little heart I've got so many scars Some of them physical If someone breaks up with me again I don't know if I can pretend Not to be so sad that I send A strongly worded text to you and your friends I'm so emotional About everything My heart is in a constant state of being broken I'm existential Whatever that means Dashboard Confessional is so well-spoken My heart's forever broken
Common questions about “My Heart's Forever Broken”
- What is "My Heart's Forever Broken" about?
- A hyper-emotional emo kid getting repeatedly dumped over cosmetic things — his hair, makeup, and piercings — and responding with strongly worded texts.
- What style is it parodying?
- Early-2000s emo and pop-punk; it's from the Albums Anonymous episode on The Offspring's "Americana."