Albums AnonymousThe Wheel of Gay
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
Lyrics
When I watch porn, are you gay or straight? But now a third option if you're into theys Don't stuff me in a box, this horse eats more than hay Click, I now gallup onto the wheel of gay The 90s really fucked us up They called guys fags and women sluts Into the box I search for cuck The wife gets pounded by a young buck If the husband stays there then that's okay My spot stays the same on the wheel of gay But they tap him in and I can't look away Then another man joins, is my blood-flow okay? I don't really care about my social spot But I'm a little confused, why does this happen a lot? If the vid stays cuck I wouldn't look away The algorithm loves testing boundaries But I keep fapping 'cause I'm mature We're all just people at the end of the day But I'm a little confused, why does this happen me? Before porn I never really questioned my sexuality The algorithm loves testing boundaries They serve me two dicks when I search double dees We're all just people at the end of the day Shouldn’t matter where we land on the wheel of gay