Albums AnonymousDo you want to slap my butt?
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
About this song
Brozart — classical music for bros — stages a call-and-response operetta between two teammates: "Do you want to slap my butt?" "Yes, I want to slap your butt." The catch is the code: no butt slaps until a sports play "dazzles eyes," because "rogue butt slaps are for the worst of fools." It ends with a butt "red, as the forest lush" and someone yelling at them to focus on the game.
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Lyrics
Do you want to slap my butt? Yes, I want to slap your butt. Do you want to touch my tush? Yes, I want to touch your tush? But this sport has a social code. You must tell your hand to hold. Until my sports play dazzles eyes, we can't be butt slapping guys. Oh yeah. I agree with those rules. Rogue butt slaps are for the worst of fools. I'll watch you play with might and grace. Cheers! My cue to slap your faaaaaaaaaa, I mean butt. You're not so bad a sportsmen too. I've seen you catch a ball or two. But you always act surprised. Because you do not follow it with your eyes. You're a kicker through and through. And when you kick that ball I'll cheer for you. You win the game and the crowd will roar. I slap your butt, so you're butt is soar. Yes, you did indeed. Much apprecish that good job touch. My butt is red, as the forest lush. Do you want to slap my butt? Yes, I want to slap your butt. Do you want to touch my tush? Yes, I want to touch your tush? Hey guys focus on the game. Why are you singing?
Common questions about “Do you want to slap my butt?”
- What is "Do You Want to Slap My Butt?" about?
- Two teammates sing, opera-style, about the etiquette of the celebratory sports butt slap — you only get one after a great play.
- Who is Brozart?
- Brozart (Bro + Mozart) is an Albums Anonymous parody act making classical music for bros; this song is from the Aesop Rock "The Impossible Kid" episode (Ep. 61).