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Brozart

Classical Music for Bros

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Oil-painting portrait of Mozart in a powdered wig, backwards cap, and a gold BRO chain, holding a jeweled cup of blue energy drink while headbanded gym bros curl dumbbells and spike a football behind a grand pianoNo. 016Series 1
Symphony of SquatsFour movements, no rest between sets. Allegro, adagio, spot me, bro. Opponent must count your reps out loud.
30
Do You Want to Slap My Butt?Only after a dazzling sports play — the social code demands it. Opponent's butt is red as the forest lush.
60
Bombs at
🙈 Rogue Butt Slaps ×2
Shrugs off
🎼 Music Theory −20
Exit cost
🏈 always acts surprised by the ball

Cheers! My cue to slap your faaaaaaaaaa, I mean butt.

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Brozart

Brozart is classical music for bros — Albums Anonymous's Mozart-in-a-backwards-cap act, starting with a call-and-response operetta about the social code of the sports butt slap.

1 song · Classical

Brozart is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.