Albums AnonymousFart Grenade
First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.
About this song
From parody act Smellevator, whose entire persona is farting in elevators over easy-listening backing. The track narrates the tactic in detail — "right hand forms a cup, I execute the violent toot and leave 'em in the crop dust" — then the culprit hides in the hall, re-boards for "a new box of peeps," and pins it on Dolores. It ends with an old man snapping, "Dammit Dolores, I told you to pack your cheese pills!"
People find “Fart Grenade” searching for
- funny song about farting in an elevator
- elevator music fart song
- comedy song about blaming your fart on someone
- Smellevator songs
- lounge music parody about gas
- songs about crop dusting
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Silence is violence when it comes from my butt This elevator is gonna smell later right after I exit the box A toot-grenade is getting made, right hand forms a cup I execute the violent toot and leave 'em in the crop dust Oh my god Rick. was that you? I hear as the elevator door closes My fart grenade now smells like eggs A-cup shot towards their noses [chaotic instrumental] Silence is violence when it comes from my butt This elevator is gonna smell later right after I exit the box Yea, I got back on. After I hid in the hall For a stinkin’ minute A new box of peeps Is gonna smell my stink This time I’ll blame it on Dolores. [ding elevator sample/sound] [an old man speaks] Dammit Dolores, I told you to pack your cheese pills!
Common questions about “Fart Grenade”
- What is "Fart Grenade" about?
- A rider who "arms" a fart in a cupped hand, releases it in a packed elevator, hides, comes back for a fresh crowd, and blames someone named Dolores.
- What is Smellevator?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous parody act that makes elevator/lounge music entirely about passing gas in elevators.