Albums AnonymousStretch the Smell
First heard on Episode 55: The Offspring — Americana; plus Smellevator, Nasally Yours, NOFNS — the The Offspring / Americana episode.
About this song
Parody act Smellevator escalates the bit: the narrator "only stay[s] in big hotels so I could stretch the smell" and "only book[s] the big high-rise so I could fart on guys." He admits the first "smell-evator" was "an ac-ci-dent," "but now I love being smelly mean," and shrugs off the loud family next door: "but it's okay."
People find “Stretch the Smell” searching for
- funny song about farting in hotels
- elevator music parody song
- Smellevator songs
- comedy song about enjoying being gross
- lounge music about gas
- funny songs about hotel elevators
Lyrics
[Verse 1] I only stay in big hotels So I could stretch the smell Toot, and the box it fell So did the face of a young mom and child [Verse 2] I only book the big high-rise So I could fart on guys Girl, I’ll fart you You know the smell gets worse when I got to poo-oh-oh [chorus] I have coffee and beans Something’s come over me When I smell-evatored the first time it was an ac-ci-dent But now I love me some smelly mean [Verse 1] I only stay in big hotels So I could stretch the smell Toot, and the box it fell So did the face of a young mom and child [bridge] But it's okay They stay next to me They're up all night crying and watching TV But it's okay They're screaming and jumping on the bed In this hotel [chorus] I have coffee and beans Something’s come over me When I smell-evatored the first time it was an ac-ci-dent But now I love being smelly mean Everybody now
Common questions about “Stretch the Smell”
- What is "Stretch the Smell" about?
- A man who deliberately books high-rise hotels so he has more elevator distance to fart in, and who now openly enjoys it.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous episode on The Offspring's "Americana."