Smellevator
First heard on Episode 53: The Stone Roses; plus The Mouse House & Goo Wave — the The Stone Roses / The Stone Roses episode.
About this song
The title track for parody act Smellevator: descending "from the 40th floor," the narrator picks up passengers, gets stuck, feels "bubbles form in my butthole," and gives in around "the 13th floor" as a woman "covers her nose." He apologizes to the whole group and blames stress plus "apricots... beer, and cheese and gordita Supremes."
People find “Smellevator” searching for
- funny song about farting in an elevator
- elevator music comedy song
- song about being stuck in an elevator
- Smellevator song
- lounge music parody about gas
- comedy songs about awkward elevator rides
Lyrics
Ooh ooh, I hit the button. I'm going down, from the 40th floor. Dee, ing. There's a person. She's going down, from the 39th floor. Bubbles form, in my butthole. I'll hold it in, until I get to my floor. Another floor. Four more people. 5 more people. Getting crowded in here. Then we stop. [Fill] Oh no no noooo! I got to fart. Please don't tell me the lift won't start.. I lift one leg and readjust. But there are no empty corners to crop dust. Women, children, party boys too. One more move and I'll fart on you. Smellevator on the 13th floor. She covers her nose, but there is much more. She'll have to breathe eventually. I'm sorry that this box is so smelly. [Instrumental] Someone call the fire department! You got to stop farting. I can't take this! Smellevator on the 13th floor. She covers her nose, but there is much more. She'll have to breathe eventually. I'm sorry that this box is so smelly. [A man speaks to a group of people in a stuck elevator] I'm so sorry everyone. I've been under a lot of stress lately, And I read somewhere that apricots are good for digesting. I maybe need to lay off the apricots [whispers] beer, and cheese and gordita Supremes. Oooh gordita Supremes. Smellevator on the 13th floor. She covers her nose, but there is much more. She'll have to breathe eventually. I'm sorry that this box is so smelly.
Common questions about “Smellevator”
- What is "Smellevator" about?
- Being stuck in a full elevator while fighting, and ultimately failing, to hold in a fart — then apologizing to everyone trapped inside.
- Is this the Smellevator project's main song?
- Yes — Smellevator is a recurring Albums Anonymous parody act, and this is its title track, from "The Stone Roses" episode.
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