Albums AnonymousMoley Sack
First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.
About this song
Parody artist Elvis CauseSmello tells a small coming-of-age story: as a young man he had "a big mole on my sack" and swore "no one's ever gonna see that," until comparing himself to "those beach girls" sent him to the doctor to freeze it off. Newly "blank canvas," he buys a Smirnoff, gets his "eyes rolled" by the first girl he approaches, and decides he's "happy today" anyway.
People find “Moley Sack” searching for
- Elvis Costello parody song
- funny song about a mole removal
- comedy rock song about insecurity and dating
- songs about getting your confidence back
- funny songs about going to the doctor
- coming of age comedy song
Lyrics
Well when I was a young man I had a big mole on my sack Every time I peed I looked at that thing and said no one's ever gonna see that Then I got older and looked at those beach girls and looked at my moley sack I went to the doctor he froze it off and I got some confidence back He froze it off Then I bought a Smirnoff For getting my blank canvas back The next day I went out and tried to talk to a girl She rolled her eyes and turned her back to me But that’s ok, because I’m happy today A thousand more miles I’ll be off the virgin train Sushi, Taco, Burrito, Pizza Now that’s an idea
Common questions about “Moley Sack”
- What is "Moley Sack" about?
- A young man's insecurity about a mole on his scrotum, getting it removed, and the small confidence boost that follows even after a failed pickup attempt.
- Who is Elvis CauseSmello?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous parody artist in the style of Elvis Costello; the song is from the Elvis Costello "My Aim Is True" episode.