Albums AnonymousSlow Down the Smushing
First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.
About this song
Parody artist Elvis CauseSmello charts the decline: they get "a little annoying tiny dog" that "knows what to do, barks, gets in between," then decide a kid will help and "name him Jerry," which of course means "man gets benched again." He makes peace with it — "he's got a little buddy, and that is pretty awesome."
People find “Slow Down the Smushing” searching for
- funny song about your dog interrupting sex
- comedy song about sex life after a baby
- Elvis Costello parody song
- songs about a small annoying dog
- funny songs about parenthood killing romance
- dad life rock parody
Lyrics
Got to slow down the smushing We should get a dog Not a big chill dog But a little annoying tiny dog I try to make a move The dog knows what to do Barks, gets in between To slow down the smushing Man somewhat adapts After 10x increase of faps We should have a kid And name him Jerry That will slow down the smushing Well, after we smush for Jerry The plan goes to plan Now we got Jerry the little man Man gets benched again Don't know when he will play But he's got a little buddy And that is pretty awesome Give him snuggles and lots of huggies Those some dope-ass Snuggies Life is kind of confusing when you slow down the smushing
Common questions about “Slow Down the Smushing”
- What is "Slow Down the Smushing" about?
- A couple's intimacy getting derailed first by a needy small dog and then by a new baby, told with resigned good humor.
- Who is Elvis CauseSmello?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous parody artist based on Elvis Costello; the song is from the "My Aim Is True" episode.