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Elvis CauseSmello

New Wave, Low Self-Esteem

Confidence−2
🔎 Insecurity Style
Cartoon of a nervous man in thick black glasses and a skinny tie, a tiny yappy dog between him and a heart, green stink wispsNo. 007Series 1
Freeze It OffGet the embarrassing thing removed at the doctor. Restore 20 Confidence and buy a Smirnoff.
20
Slow Down the SmushingDeploy a small annoying dog that barks and gets in between. Nobody smushes this turn.
40
Bombs at
🙄 A Rolled Eye ×2
Shrugs off
😎 Beach Girls −10
Exit cost
🐶 the tiny dog won't move

Looked at those beach girls, then looked at my moley sack. Went to the doctor.

Permanent Records All-Stars · Series 1★★☆ 007/012

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Elvis CauseSmello

Elvis CauseSmello (aka Elvis Cosmello) is the Albums Anonymous Elvis Costello parody — wiry rock songs about insecurity, dating and domestic life.

2 songs · Rock

Elvis CauseSmello is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.