Albums AnonymousPhone
First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.
About this song
Parody act The Weekdays sets compulsive phone use to a slow R&B groove, tagging every activity with the word "phone": "check my email check the weather phone," "text my girl I love her but I hate her," "sleep stories help me down the fader phone," ending on "talking to my therapist phoooone."
People find “Phone” searching for
- funny song about phone addiction
- comedy R&B song about being on your phone
- The Weeknd parody song
- songs about screen time
- funny songs about doom scrolling
- always on my phone song
Lyrics
Wake up phone Coffee phone Pooping phone Mowing the lawn phone I'm in public phone Some person wants to talk to me phone Think what are stats of messy phone Check my email check the weather phone Back in car now phone Bumping some Smell-E-Vator phone Mapping to home now phone I could think but I'll think later phone Text my girl I love her but I hate her Late night helps me masturbator phone Sleep stories help me down the fader phone All day phone, all day phone, all day phone, all day phone Wake up phone, coffee phone, pooping phone, mowing the lawn phone I'm in public phone, some person wants to talk to me phone phone Think, what are stats of messy phone phone phone Check my email check the weather phone Back in my car now phone phone phone Bumping some Smell-E-vator phone phone phone All day phone, all day phone, all day phone, all day phone, phone Talking to my therapist phooooooone
Common questions about “Phone”
- What is "Phone" about?
- Nonstop phone use across an entire day, listed activity by activity over a mellow R&B beat.
- Who performs it?
- The Weekdays, a recurring Albums Anonymous parody act (a play on The Weeknd); it's from the Elvis Costello "My Aim Is True" episode.