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Lactose Intolerant

The Weekdays

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🎧 Load this in the DJ BoothFirst heard on: Reacting Dad | Linkin Park Meteora vs. LinkedIn Park

First heard on Episode 58: Reacting Dad — Linkin Park Meteora vs. LinkedIn Park — the Linkin Park / Meteora episode.

About this song

A brief hip-hop track from parody act The Weekdays (a play on The Weeknd) in which the narrator keeps "testing it but not thinking," eating cheese and then wondering, "Am I lactose intolerant? Is tonight a good night to test that?" while "the room's a-stinkin'."

People find “Lactose Intolerant” searching for

  • funny song about being lactose intolerant
  • comedy song about cheese and farting
  • Machine Gun Kelly fart pun song
  • The Weeknd parody song
  • songs about dairy problems
  • short funny rap about gas

Lyrics

I think I’m lactose intolerant. I’ve been farting a lot when I eat cheese. The breeze is blowing a lot like Machine Gun fart Kelly I really let them go. The more you know the more you don’t, but I really gotta know. Am I lactose intolerant? Is tonight a good night to test that? I’ve been testing it, but not thinking But the rooms a-stinkin’

Common questions about “Lactose Intolerant

What is "Lactose Intolerant" about?
Someone piecing together that dairy is causing their gas, and idly deciding whether tonight is a good night to test the theory again.
Who is The Weekdays?
A recurring Albums Anonymous parody act whose name plays on The Weeknd; this song is from the "Linkin Park Meteora vs. LinkedIn Park" episode.

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