Used to Sex
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
About this song
A dense, list-style verse in the BSlop Rock mold: "married with children, financial burden, job loss," daycare costs, a dog's butthole problem, dreading Costco, "cruising LinkedIn with my loading gun." The narrator is out of work while his wife carries the family financially, and the chorus lands on the honest version: "We used to sex … still have love but it's complex."
People find “Used to Sex” searching for
- funny song about no sex after marriage
- comedy rap about parenthood and sex life
- dad rap about losing his job
- funny songs about married with kids
- Aesop Rock parody song
- sexually frustrated dad song
Lyrics
I used to sex, I used to sex Short time in my life, I used to sex Married with children, financial burden, job loss, compare costs, same day, dental floss, dog butthole problem, see the vet in Autumn Get new daycare, wallet crying, better hours but soul is dying I used to tug, I used to tug, now tired to even pull the plug Can't blast out in the shower, family bathe there, maybe suspicious if I clean it after? Food runs low, dreading Costco, maybe buy some maca, better peenie grow I used to fun, I used to fun Cruising linkedin with my loading gun Just saying, sexually frustrated, sorry I described so X-rated I'm out of my last job's toxicity, long for the days that she missed me No job and she's overstressed too, financially carries me, on her back too We used to sex We used to sex Still have love but it's complex Still have love but it's complex
Common questions about “Used to Sex”
- What is "Used to Sex" about?
- A laid-off dad rapping about how kids, bills and stress replaced the sex life he used to have — while insisting the love is still there.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous episode on Aesop Rock's "The Impossible Kid" (Ep. 61).
Albums Anonymous