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BSlop Rock

#1 Cleaning Rapper This Side of Town

Booty Cash0
🧽 Sparkle Style
Grungy ink drawing of a disheveled man in a patched beanie and stained BSLOP hoodie pleading into a mic in a messy kitchen while a woman reads, ignoring himNo. 015Series 1
Sparkle FrankScrub the bathroom, take out the trash, dust the PlayStation. Earn 10 Booty Cash. It cannot be cashed in now — she's too tired.
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I Did the Laundry and EverythingDemand one minute of opponent's time. Opponent keeps reading their book. You become Invisible.
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Bombs at
🛒 A Costco Run ×2
Shrugs off
💼 LinkedIn Rejections −10
Exit cost
🧽 cleaning some more, just in case

I used to sex. Short time in my life, I used to sex. Still have love, but it's complex.

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BSlop Rock

BSlop Rock is the Albums Anonymous "#1 cleaning rapper this side of town" — dad hip-hop about scrubbing the house for booty cash, layoffs, LinkedIn and a marriage that's still loving but complex.

2 songs · Hip-Hop

BSlop Rock is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.