Albums AnonymousSparkle Frank
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
About this song
BSlop Rock, the "#1 cleaning rapper on this side of town," narrates Frank cleaning while "remote girl finally leaves the cave": scrubbing the bathroom, dusting the PlayStation and his copy of Doom, loading the dishes. He earns booty cash — "you cleaned the kitchen, that is hot" — but "you can't cash in now, I'm too tired," so he considers DoorDash and decides to clean some more.
People find “Sparkle Frank” searching for
- funny song about doing chores for sex
- chore play comedy song
- booty cash song
- comedy rap about cleaning the house
- funny songs about married life
- Aesop Rock parody
Lyrics
Sparkle Frank Clean the place When remote girl finally leaves the cave Why does he do it? Will he get laid? Well why does Frank do anything? Scrub the bathroom, take out of the trash Trying to make that booty cash Booty cash, what is that? You earn while cleaning this and that., You cleaned the kitchen, that is hot I'd Eggplant you if you had a job. J.k, sorta, kinda But you earned some booty cash in my mind ya No, you can't cash in now, I'm too tired. Sparkle Frank go ow Sparkle Frank Clean the place When remote girl finally leaves the cave Why does he do it? Will he get laid? Well why does Frank do anything? Vacuum, pick up my fruit of the loom Dust my PlayStation and my copy of doom Empty dishes, load em up Take a break then Sparkle up my butt I took a ten, to take a two More dirty surfaces, I need to clean you too Earn that sparkle booty cash Thinking of working for door cash Too many dashers. Not enough doors Maybe I'll clean some more, and she'll drop her drawers Sparkle Frank Clean the place When remote girl finally leaves the cave Why does he do it? Will he get laid? Well why does Frank do anything? Sparkle Frank, Sparkle Frank Earn booty cash Clean that sink Sparkle Frank out! #1 cleaning rapper on this side of town
Common questions about “Sparkle Frank”
- What is "Sparkle Frank" about?
- A husband cleaning the whole house hoping his tired, remote-working wife will reward him — he earns "booty cash" but can never redeem it.
- Who is BSlop Rock?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous hip-hop parody act whose name plays on Aesop Rock; the song is from the Aesop Rock "The Impossible Kid" episode (Ep. 61).