Albums AnonymousSad Thoughts and T.P at Costco
First heard on Episode 59: Deltron 3030, Costco Pizza & "Knob Fatigue" — the Deltron 3030 / Deltron 3030 episode.
About this song
A melancholy Kall of Booty track where political dread ("the country charging down a slippery slope") collides with errands: he skips the free samples, small-talks "Edna," buys "Costco condoms" and a "double box of Cheeze-its," fires off insults at Trump, and still notes, "I do want to upgrade my membership though." Contains political references and profanity.
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Lyrics
Yo. This shit's crazy. I'm at Costco. Buying in bulk. My sadness is ample I don't want free samples. But I usually do though. From them friendly old folks. I kick it with Edna. But today I'm spent ya Ya, Bra, I heard the news. It's not cinema and we freedom lose. The country charging down a slippery slope. But I need to get T.P at COSTCO. I get my costco Condoms. Salmon's in season. Double box of Cheeze-its. But I can't taste freedom. This life I'm leading. Can it have more meaning? Fuck yeah it can. I'm gonna stick it to the man. I'm gonna dis you Trump you stupid little bitch. You're an old man now so you don't stream on Twich. You shit your pants in the oval. Oh that's good deal I need to update my stove yo. Update my stove yo. I'm still in Costco. Grocery list got lost though. Ya, Bra, I heard the news. It's not cinema and we freedom lose. The country charging down a slippery slope. But I need to get T.P at COSTCO. So I buy some cookies. And Pirate's booty. Some stuff for smoothies I'm a frozen foodie. I see a Costco cutie. Get distracted. 5 pounds of apples And bags of salad. Phone it pings me. My mind reminds me. Of the sadness. I'm a crying badass. [Chorus: Catchy and melodic chorus where the drums go with the words] Ya, Bra, I heard the news. It's not cinema and we freedom lose. The country charging down a slippery slope. But I need to get T.P at COSTCO. Ya, Bra, I heard the news. It's not cinema and we freedom lose. The country charging down a slippery slope. I need a mental break to smoke some dope. See ya Costco I've gotta go But I do want upgrade my membership though I do want to upgrade my membership though
Common questions about “Sad Thoughts and T.P at Costco”
- What is "Sad Thoughts and T.P at Costco" about?
- Shopping at Costco while spiraling about the state of the country — mixing bulk groceries, political anger, and low-grade despair.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous episode on Deltron 3030, "Costco Pizza & Knob Fatigue."
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