Albums AnonymousCostco Food Court
First heard on Episode 59: Deltron 3030, Costco Pizza & "Knob Fatigue" — the Deltron 3030 / Deltron 3030 episode.
About this song
A Kall of Booty hip-hop track about the exact ritual of the Costco food court: ordering a hot dog to get the free Coca-Cola, waiting for a table, mishearing your pizza number, and getting scolded for not checking in. It admits the food is "so cheap I got used to it, but my body can't handle it, I'm getting old," and ends with the narrator eating Costco leftovers and farting alone at home.
People find “Costco Food Court” searching for
- funny song about Costco
- Costco food court hot dog song
- comedy rap about Costco pizza
- songs about getting old and cheap food
- Costco $1.50 hot dog humor
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Lyrics
Costco Pizza. The cheese is barely edible. Costco Pizza. The smell is incredible. It's a taste. Pizza in my face. Fighting the lines of impatience. It's a taste. Covid killed the vegetables. The cheese is weird but the taste is edible. Costco Food court. I want to get a soda. So I get a hotdog with a free coca cola. Costco Food court. Waiting for a table. Hot dog in hand and pizza when I'm able. Get a refill. Ice ice ice. I thought I heard my number but it wasn't quite right. Woaaaaah! It's so cheap I got used to it. But my body can't handle it. I'm getting old. Costco Food court. I want to get a soda. So I get a hotdog with a free coca cola. Costco Food court. Waiting for a table. Hot dog in hand and pizza when I'm able. Get a refill. Ice ice ice. I thought I heard my number but it wasn't quite right. Woaaaaah! Whole pizza. They get mad when you order and you don't check in. To see how long for the pizza that you're waiting....for. I made that mistake once or twice. Greeted by a frown and face of ice. And had to wait a little longer. With the irritated folks. I am stuck in this building and I cannot smoke. Smoke it up. When I get home. Smoke it up. When I'm alone. Eating costco playing games on my phone. It's pizza time. I fart alone. Costco Food court. I want to get a soda. So I get a hotdog with a free coca cola. Costco Food court. Waiting for a table. Hot dog in hand and pizza when I'm able. Get a refill. Ice ice ice. I thought I heard my number but it wasn't quite right. Woaaaaah!
Common questions about “Costco Food Court”
- What is "Costco Food Court" about?
- The specific experience of eating at the Costco food court — the hot dog and soda combo, the pizza check-in line, and the realization that aging makes the cheap food hurt.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous episode on Deltron 3030, "Costco Pizza & Knob Fatigue."
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