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The Weekdays

R&B, Terminally Online

Screen Time23h
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Neon-purple cartoon of a singer with tall hair, face lit by a phone glued to both hands, a glass of milk with a no symbolNo. 012Series 1
All Day PhoneWake up phone, coffee phone, pooping phone, mowing the lawn phone. Opponent checks their notifications.
30
Machine Gun Fart KellyTest the lactose theory again, tonight, without thinking. The room's a-stinkin'.
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Bombs at
🥛 A Tall Glass of Milk ×2
Shrugs off
☎️ Someone Wanting to Talk −10
Exit cost
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Text my girl I love her but I hate her. Talking to my therapist phoooone.

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The Weekdays

The Weekdays is the Albums Anonymous R&B act, a riff on The Weeknd — moody, smooth songs about phone addiction and being lactose intolerant.

2 songs · Hip-Hop, R&B

The Weekdays is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.