Albums Anonymous

Sharon is Karen

Indie Folk, Would Like a Manager

Patience0
🙋‍♀️ Excuse Me Style
Pop-art collage of a scowling woman with a sharp bob holding her phone and an Origins bag, surrounded by signs about vegan diets, oat milk, and a neighbor's trash cansNo. 013Series 1
Excuse Me. Excuse Me!Summon the one bartender working the dinner rush. Opponent must cater to your needs before their own turn.
30
Protein Per CalorieInform everyone at the table that broccoli beats steak. Opponent loses their appetite and 1,000 gallons of water.
50
Bombs at
🗑️ Laura's Cans Still on the Curb ×2
Shrugs off
🏷️ Paying Full Price −20
Exit cost
🧴 not without that face mask

I know I look quite pale. My body may be frail. Don't think that my vegan diet will keep my opinions quiet!

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Sharon is Karen

Sharon is Karen is the Albums Anonymous indie-folk act whose songs are one long complaint — slow waiters, out-of-stock face masks, the neighbor's trash cans and the morality of bacon.

2 songs · Indie Folk

Sharon is Karen is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.