Albums AnonymousVegan and Sara
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
About this song
Spoken diet facts — dogs and pigs are "literally the same intelligence level," broccoli has "more protein per calorie than steak," it takes "one thousand gallons of water" to make a gallon of milk — set up a sweet folk chorus: "I know I look quite pale. My body may be frail. Don't think that my vegan diet will keep my opinions quiet!" The bridge rhymes "Vegan & Sara" with Robert McNamara.
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Lyrics
Dogs and pigs are literally the same intelligence level. Eating bacon is like eating dog. But that's just me. The commercial chicken industry is industrial murder. The conditions are horrific. I don't understand how anyone can feel it's morally ok to eat chicken. I know I look quite pale. My body may be frail. Don't think that my vegan diet, Will keep my opinions quiet! Actually, broccoli has more protein per calorie than steak. Did you know it takes one thousand gallons of water to produce one gallon of milk? We're the only species on earth that drinks milk after infancy. Oat milk tastes better anyway. I know I look quite pale. My body may be frail. Don't think that my vegan diet, Will keep my opinions quiet! Vegan & Sara Robert McNamara Vegetarians should go further Meat eating is murder I know I look quite pale. My body may be frail. Don't think that my vegan diet, Will keep my opinions quiet!
Common questions about “Vegan and Sara”
- What is "Vegan and Sara" about?
- A pale, frail vegan lecturing everyone about bacon, chicken farms, protein and milk — and promising her diet won't keep her quiet.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous episode on Aesop Rock's "The Impossible Kid" (Ep. 61).