Albums AnonymousKaren About Everything
First heard on Episode 61: Aesop Rock, BSlop Rock, Sharon is Karen, Catmandu & Some Optimistic Cringe from the Mouse House — the Aesop Rock / The Impossible Kid episode.
About this song
Spoken-word grievances build to a sung chorus of "Excuse me. Excuse me! The world must cater to my needs!" The narrator times how long it's been since anyone greeted her, refuses to drive across town for an Origins Clear Improvement face mask the store supposedly has in stock, won't pay full price for the substitute, and finally marches over because Laura still hasn't brought her trash cans in.
People find “Karen About Everything” searching for
- funny song about Karens
- comedy song about complaining at restaurants
- can I speak to the manager song
- indie folk parody song
- funny song about neighbors trash cans
- excuse me excuse me song
Lyrics
Nobody's even greeted us yet. How long have we been standing here? That waiter's just standing around. He won't even look in my direction. He knows I'm trying to get his attention. How long ago did we order our drinks? They barely cleaned this table. You can see crumbs leftover. They still haven't even started making my drink. Why would they only have one bartender during the dinner rush? Excuse me. Excuse me! How much longer is it going to be? Excuse me. Excuse me! The world must cater to my needs! How can you be out of stock? Somebody's not doing their job. I will not drive across town just to pick up the Origins Clear Improvement face mask you are supposed to have here. It says online you have them in stock. Can you not count? This is ridiculous. Fine, I will take the Origins Drink Up Intensive, but I'm not paying full price. Excuse me. Excuse me! How much longer is it going to be? Excuse me. Excuse me! The world must cater to my needs! Why hasn't Laura brought her trash cans in yet? The garbage truck came like 7 hours ago. Oh my god, she parked and just walked straight in. Did she not even see the cans? It's not like you could miss them. Laura got home an hour ago. I think she forgot the cans are still on the street. Nobody wants to be forced to look at her ugly trash cans all day. I'm gonna go over and say something to her. I can't believe I even have to do this. Excuse me. Excuse me! How much longer is it going to be? Excuse me. Excuse me! The world must cater to my needs! Excuse me. Excuse me! How much longer is it going to be? Excuse me. Excuse me! The world must cater to my needs!
Common questions about “Karen About Everything”
- What is "Karen About Everything" about?
- A self-appointed Karen complaining her way through a restaurant, a beauty-store counter and her neighbor's curb, insisting the world must cater to her needs.
- Who is Sharon is Karen?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous indie-folk parody act whose songs are built from complaints; this one is from the Aesop Rock "The Impossible Kid" episode (Ep. 61).