Albums AnonymousThe Healthy Way to Eat Pizza
First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.
About this song
Parody artist Papa John Windy sings it earnestly: "you'll never grow to get this strong and strappin' without dabbin' the grease off your pizza with a napkin," with a spoken aside that "the grease that pools within the crispy edges of pepperoni is high in cholesterol and could lead to heart problems." The hook is just him repeating that he dabs the grease off with a napkin.
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- funny song about eating pizza healthy
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Lyrics
I'm a simple man I don't ask much Well I make meal plans Some say I'm a health nut Am I health food focused? I think I am, yeah You'll never grow to get this strong and strappin' Without dabbin' the grease off your pizza with a napkin I dab the grease off my pizza with a napkin I dab the grease off my pizza with a napkin I'm not one to judge You eat your pizza the way you like But the grease that pools within the crispy edges of pepperoni is high in cholesterol and could lead to heart problems So follow my lead If you care about your health You'll never grow to get this strong and strappin' Without dabbin' the grease off your pizza with a napkin I dab the grease off my pizza with a napkin I dab the grease off my pizza with a napkin
Common questions about “The Healthy Way to Eat Pizza”
- What is "The Healthy Way to Eat Pizza" about?
- A man who considers himself health-conscious mainly because he blots the grease off his pizza slices with a napkin.
- Who is Papa John Windy?
- A recurring Albums Anonymous parody artist; the song is from the Elvis Costello "My Aim Is True" episode.