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Colonoscopy

Kall of Booty Featuring Cuntreeboi

Hip-HopMedical
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🎧 Load this in the DJ BoothFirst heard on: Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy

First heard on Episode 57: Elvis Costello — My Aim Is True; plus Smellevator, Elvis Cosmello, Papa John Windy — the Elvis Costello / My Aim Is True episode.

About this song

A hip-hop track by parody artist Kall of Booty featuring Cuntreeboi that turns a routine midlife health screening into an anxious rap. The narrator lists every reason he "needs to schedule that appointment," frets over "will I drink that nasty drink" and "will a camera be up there," and a cartoon voice signs off telling him to "be healthy, mang" and think about the next 40 years.

People find “Colonoscopy” searching for

  • funny song about colonoscopy
  • comedy rap about turning 40
  • songs about getting older and health screenings
  • colonoscopy prep humor song
  • midlife health anxiety comedy song
  • funny songs about doctor appointments

Lyrics

every time I drink, colonoscopy Now that i’m forty, colonoscopy Most times that I stink, colonoscopy With the kid snacks that I eat, garbage moves through me [Chorus] Need to schedule that appointment Do I go through my primary, will they use ointment? Will I drink that nasty drink? Will a camera be up there? Brown river flow out me Will they judge my butt hair? [Short Instrumental] every time I drink, colonoscopy Next day when I stink, colonoscopy When I have a think, colonoscopy Explore in shower with some kink, colonoscopy [Chorus] Need to schedule that appointment Do I go through my primary, will they use ointment? Will I drink that nasty drink? Will a camera be up there? Brown river flow out me Will they judge my tookus hair? [cartoon voice] These my thoughts man When I’m on the can 40 years old Need to think about the next 40 Be healthy mang every time I drink, colonoscopy Next day when I stink, colonoscopy

Common questions about “Colonoscopy”

What is "Colonoscopy" by Kall of Booty about?
A 40-year-old psyching himself up for his first colonoscopy — the scheduling, the prep drink, the camera, and general anxiety about the procedure — ending on a sincere "be healthy" message.
Is this a parody of an existing rap song?
No. It's an original comedy song written in a hip-hop style for the Albums Anonymous podcast, from the episode covering Elvis Costello's "My Aim Is True."

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