Albums AnonymousConstipated
First heard on Episode 60: Tame Impala, Lame Impala, Reggaenomics for a Real Republican & the Great Ball-Loofah Debate — the Tame Impala / Currents episode.
About this song
Performed by parody band Can't (a send-up of krautrock group Can), it's a mostly-spoken, meandering interior monologue: the narrator "missed his plop-or-tunity," blames "the stress of being a dad," worries a public bathroom trip will cost money he doesn't have, and keeps circling back to peanuts, which help him go even though he's allergic. The chorus is just "I'm constipated" three times.
People find “Constipated” searching for
- funny song about being constipated
- comedy song about not being able to poop
- stress constipation humor song
- jam band parody song
- songs about dad stress and anxiety
- funny song about the economy
Lyrics
Oh no I need to poop. I think I missed my plop-or-tunity. I usually stinky at 9am shart, Sharp I means. But I guess the stress of being a dad got me Now when will I poo? I don't want to go out in public Fear of unknown. Money's tight. Will I have to buy something to go, to go? Yes, that line WAS fire. Sometimes peanuts help me poop although I'm allergic But I'm not full allergic just poop allergic. Makes me dance crazy too. Funny arms, and goofy legs. Also fire. I like nuts.... Oh back to this. I farted a little but one of those tight stress farts that's like society has gotten me down all day and all the tension in my took-ass with no one wanting to massage it. You could buy a massage but it would cost more for the tip due to social flatulence costs. Sometimes I wished I had poo-shoe covers so that no one would know it's me on the toilet at work. But now I just wish I would poop. Also I don't have work. This economy. I'm constipated I'm constipated I'm constipated Big peanuts Little Peanuts Salty Peanuts I'm allergic!
Common questions about “Constipated”
- What is "Constipated" about?
- A stressed, out-of-work dad narrating, in real time, his failure to have a bowel movement — tying it to anxiety, money, the economy, and a peanut allergy.
- Who is the artist Can't?
- Can't is a recurring Albums Anonymous parody act whose name plays on the krautrock band Can; this song comes from the Tame Impala episode.