Albums AnonymousPublic Restroom
First heard on Episode 60: Tame Impala, Lame Impala, Reggaenomics for a Real Republican & the Great Ball-Loofah Debate — the Tame Impala / Currents episode.
About this song
Parody band Can't frames it as two people trading gross honesty to build "report": he has "lots of anxiety about where I poo" and "trained my butt to be a morning pooper"; she's "really into Chad" but admits "I only wipe on Tuesdays." The chorus is a horn-driven lament about hovering in "a public restroom, to do what humans got to do."
People find “Public Restroom” searching for
- funny song about bathroom anxiety
- ska parody song
- comedy song about being scared of public toilets
- songs about pooping anxiety
- funny first date song
- shy bowel humor song
Lyrics
Do you want to go out with me? Tell me something embarrassing. I'll go first, if that's cool with you. I have lots of anxiety about where I poo. I like home court advantage. Trained my butt to be a morning pooper. But sometimes the movement isn't there Of the bowels and then I'm scared. My poo may hide and not come out Or it brave and I have to find a... A public restroom. To do what humans got to do Old drunks have peed on this here seat Now my butt is hovering. In a public restroom. So, how about that date? Ewww you're so gross. But I love the honesty. But Honestly. I'm like really into Chad right now. He's kind of a psycho but he's really hot and he doesn't have a problem going anywhere you weirdo. But if you had to know? I only wipe on Tuesdays. Fine I said it and it feels good to share that with someone. But you seem like a nice guy. You wouldn't tell anyone would you? And actually I train my butt too. Girls are gross and I'm scared of going in a... A public restroom. To do what humans got to do Gross girls get nasty with the seat Now my butt is hovering. In a public restroom. It feels so good to be honest Honesty builds report But sometimes it's hard to trust When many people often suck. Oh no I got to poo! In a... A public restroom. To do what humans got to do Old drunks have peed on this here seat Now my butt is hovering. In a public restroom. Oh lord this one is gross Tip your bathroom guy in that fancy club
Common questions about “Public Restroom”
- What is "Public Restroom" about?
- A first date where both people confess embarrassing bathroom habits and anxieties, set to upbeat ska.
- What episode is it from?
- The Albums Anonymous Tame Impala episode, "Reggaenomics for a real republican & the Great Ball-Loofah Debate."