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Can't

Krautrock, But Constipated

Regularity0
🚽 Blockage Style
Cartoon of a tin can with a deadpan, sweating face slumped next to a toilet, a peanut with a no symbol floating nearbyNo. 006Series 1
Plop-or-tunityMissed it this morning. Nothing is happening now, and it may not happen in public — money's tight.
10
Home Court AdvantageRefuse to use any restroom you did not personally train your butt in. Skip your next turn.
30
Bombs at
🥜 Peanuts (also a legume, somehow) ×2
Shrugs off
🎸 Acoustic Guitar Strumming −20
Exit cost
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Sometimes peanuts help me poop, although I'm allergic. Rock.

Permanent Records All-Stars · Series 1★★☆ 006/012

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Can't

Can't is a deadpan jam band — a play on krautrock group Can — making meandering songs about constipation, food allergies and public-restroom anxiety.

4 songs · Jam Band, Ska

Can't is one of the parody acts on Albums Anonymous. Hear where the songs come from on the podcast, or mix them in the DJ booth.