Albums AnonymousPenis Allergy
First heard on Episode 58: Reacting Dad — Linkin Park Meteora vs. LinkedIn Park — the Linkin Park / Meteora episode.
About this song
Parody band Can't delivers it deadpan in baritone over acoustic guitar — a bulleted list of a dad's problems ("I look like shit, I need to shave my bush, need doc appointment") anchored by the repeated line "my wife has a penis allergy," i.e. "she has enough kids." It punctuates itself with a flat "Rock!"
People find “Penis Allergy” searching for
- funny song about a dead bedroom
- comedy song about marriage after kids
- songs about a rough patch in a marriage
- deadpan acoustic comedy song
- funny songs about being a tired dad
- no sex after kids humor song
Lyrics
[Verse 1] [acoustic guitar strumming] [male baritone vocals] My wife has a penis allergy I lost my job The kids won't go to bed I look like shit I need to shave my bush Need doc appointment My wife has a penis allergy She has enough kids [vocal grit] Rock! [Instrumental} My wife has a penis allergy My wife has a penis allergy Rock
Common questions about “Penis Allergy”
- What is "Penis Allergy" about?
- A worn-down dad listing his troubles — unemployment, sleepless kids, low grooming standards — and a partner who is done having sex ("a penis allergy").
- How long is the song?
- It's a short piece — a deadpan verse and a repeated title line, from the Albums Anonymous "Linkin Park Meteora" episode.